Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsim... - Beryl Dov

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."