More quotes by Beryl Dov

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."