"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."
"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."
"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."