"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."
"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."