"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."
"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."