More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."