More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."