More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."