More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"
"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."