The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(an... - Beryl Dov

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."