More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."
"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."
"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."