More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."
"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."