More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."