More quotes by Beryl Dov

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."
"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."