More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"