More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."
"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."
"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."