Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that th... - Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."

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