"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."
"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."
"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."
"Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God."
"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."
"A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends."