More quotes by Beryl Dov

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."
"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."