More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
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"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."