More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."
"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."