Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stu... - Beryl Dov

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."