More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."
"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."