Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely h... - John Green, Paper Towns
"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."
More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns
"Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis."
"pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!"
"It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world."
"Imagine others complexly."
"Imagine others complexly."