More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"
"Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro."
"I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite."
"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."
"I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is."