More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."