That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter wha... - Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith
"That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone."
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"Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe."