More quotes by Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith

"That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone."
"Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?"
"Just relax and breathe through your ass."
"Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?"