Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are al... - Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith

"Just relax and breathe through your ass."

"Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?"

"Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?"

"That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone."