More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."
"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."