More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."