The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we g... - Beryl Dov

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."