"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"