The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm... - J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you"right under your nose."

"It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true."

"Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it."

"The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs--if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't. You think if they're intelligent and all, the other person, and have a good sense of humor, that they don't give a damn whose suitcases are better, but they do. They really do."

"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though."