The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough... - George Bernard Shaw

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

"What we want to see is the child in pursuit of the knowledge not the knowledge in pursuit of the child."

"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."

"Science never solves a problem without creating ten more"

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."