The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough... - George Bernard Shaw

"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."

"Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time."

"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."

"Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent."

"The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people."