What we want to see is the child in pursuit of the knowledge... - George Bernard Shaw

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

"I’m an atheist and I thank God for it."

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."

"The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure."

"First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity."