More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."