The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
"The secret to humor is surprise."
"The secret to humor is surprise."
"Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny."
"To write well, express yourself like the common people, but think like a wise man."
"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit."
"Wit is educated insolence."
"I have gained this by philosophy … I do without being ordered what some are constrained to do by their fear of the law."