More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."
"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"
"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."
"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."