More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."