"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."
"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."