More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."
"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."
"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."