More quotes by Bill Cosby

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"gray hair is gods graffiti"
"Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge."
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."