No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will even... - Bill Cosby
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
"Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge."
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."