A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. - Bill Cosby

"gray hair is gods graffiti"

"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."

"Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire."

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."