#food

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."

"Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious."

"At the potluck, I brought two dishes: knowledge and mashed potatoes and gravy. Guess which one got cleaned out and which one hardly got touched."

"Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants."

"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything."

"I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner."

"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."

"I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world?"

"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."

"Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me."

"Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied."

"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well."

"I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."

"I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more."

"But the goal of the arts, culinary or otherwise, is not to increase our comfort. That is the goal of an easy chair."

"To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people can't eat it."

"Love is a Heaven Cake, with clouds for icing. If there are two pieces left, I guess I can have seconds."