There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not atte... - Beryl Dov
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."
"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"