More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."
"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."