"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."
"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Heres Tom with the Weather."
"Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously."
"We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free."