They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily eve... - Bradley Trevor Greive, Looking for Mr. Right

"They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after.-And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?"-Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin"