More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."
"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."
"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"
"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."
"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."