More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."