More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."
"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"