More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."
"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."
"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"