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"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."