More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."
"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."