"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."
"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."
"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."
"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."
"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."