"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."
"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."