"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"
"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."
"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."